SEPTEMBER 1976

HIGH GEAR

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BLOC COUNTRIES RENAMED

At the recent Party Internationale it was decided by Party leaders from several countries that the names of Socialist nations should be changed to sound more sensual and exciting. It was proposed that "Poland" be changed to "Hairy Pole Land", "East Germany" to "Bestiality Gerpersony", "Yugoslavia", to "Yugo Saliva," "Cambodia" to "Campy Boodie," "Albania" to "Anal Banality," and "Cuba" to "Hubba-Hubba."

FOLK РОСТЯТ

There was a concise intellectual Who bought only what was bisexual.

Four words did he ply: "Hi!," "Buy bi!," and "Bye." You see, he was quite ineffec-

tual.

There once was a poor straight potato

Who fell in love with a tomato.

Potatoes are roots,

Tomatoes are fruits

The red fruit was gayer than Plato.

There was a shy Russian named "R"

LETTEяS FЯOM THE WEST

Dear Editor:

Why don't you have drag queens in your country?

Bob Carter, Plains, Georgia

Dear Bob:

We do not have drag czarinas, not merely because we have abolished the Russian imperialfamily, but because men and women in our country have always worn the same clothing. Our national costume consists of a large potato sack tied in the middle with a rope.

Editor

This woman was arrested after she attempted to sneak her own beer into the bar in her purse.

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